When
Violence Isn't Funny
Violence, on paper, that is well
timed and original though not real (and therefore victimless) interests,
captivates, and even amuses me. Its abrasiveness, instead of repulsing me, holds
my attention remarkably well. I could feel guilty for this, but I don't. I see
it from the worldview that dictates that included in my right of free expression
is the right to laugh at anything. Morally, if my laughter hurts someone, it may
be wrong. But if no one is victimized by it, then where can be the harm?
By contrast, it's quite difficult to reason that abstaining from laughter that
serves to relieve tension caused by anything is a good idea. To hold back
merely because it seems wrong to laugh is a strange attachment to an
impersonal and rigid ideology that is cloaked in an image of
"correctness" or "uprightness." To repress an emotion of
detached joy for the sake of empathy for another whose fortune is unfair is
highly noble, but let's not mistake it for the cowardly fear of breaking
convention or the small-minded clinging to a code of ethics which doesn't allow
for factoring the actual human experience of pain and joy into the equation.
The other question would seem to be: why would one find anything abrasive but
also funny? Does this suggest that this person is flawed?
On the contrary, it is in clinging to beliefs which depersonalize our existence
into generic codes that we find true self-righteousness and humorlessness, the
polar opposite of humility. It is a show of true humility to be able to laugh at
the things one condemns and holds as deeply wrong (so long as no actual victim
exists). Objectionable material may strike you as funny. It is a simple fact.
Let it out. Don't feel guilty. You deserve no guilt for this.
And, as long as we're on the topic of violence and humor,
don't see this movie:
This movie was a suckjob of uncommon proportions. It sucked mammoth dick. I left
the theatre feeling like my senses had just been assaulted with stupid. I felt
horrible. I'll have to stretch just to make another analogy: I felt like, if my
mind were a house, they broke off a room, stole my vacuum cleaner, reversed
it from suck to blow, then pumped horseshit through the vacuum cleaner into the
room. Then they reattached the room, and forced me to sit there and smell it for an
hour and a half.
Well, 84 minutes. But that turned out to be way too fucking long for a movie
based around a show that barely manages to be entertaining for 22 minutes. Plus
these Comedy Central idiots used old footage from the TV show to introduce the
characters. The lazy dumbasses who wrote this fecal monster couldn't even come
up with an original script! What a piece of shit, waste of time. Don't see it.
Hell, even shitty Saturday Night Live movies are better than Reno 911. And to
anyone out there saying, "You just don't get it," I will kick your ass
if you don't shut up. I'm not 14 years old. It wasn't clever. The only really
funny scene in the movie involved watching pathetic, ugly, inhumanly stupid
characters masturbating alone in their respective hotel rooms with the curtains
wide open. It was just barely more humorous than it was retarded. In general, I
think it's fair to say that suspension of disbelief is not a concept any one of the
writers that Comedy Central hired for this one has ever heard of, because every
single scene in the movie involves smacking the viewer square in the face with
something too stupid to believe.
What's worst about this is that they really did a terrible disservice to funny
violence, for which someone ought to light them on fire and videotape it, then
save them just before death comes to put them out of their misery, and then
force them to sit and watch the tape of themselves burning looped for 84 minutes under
the guise that it's comedy. And if you're not laughing, please see the first
half of this review.
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