How To: Make a Pun in Casual Conversation.
Step 1: Snort or begin deploying fake voice.
Step 2: Deliver pun.
Step 3: Open mouth wide and immediately begin obviously fake laughter.
Step 4: Stop
laughter abruptly. Make the most stern face possible.
You may have thought there was another way to make a pun
funny. Or...a punny. AHAHA, AHAHA, HA. You were wrong.
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