Cookies - Better Than Sequels
A cookie is the perfect mixture of edible materials
that lack nutritional value blended together in such a way that, when you eat
it, it yields greatness of unimaginable value. It tastes great and always makes
you feel better. It is the perfect solution to fear, confusion, and any
generally poor feelings.
At least, according to that scene in the Matrix. I'm pretty sure that it's
really just a ball of poison, but then what do I know? I can't even answer the
question about whether Neo would have knocked the vase over if The Oracle didn't
say anything about it?
That movie was great though. I'm not even going to talk about the sequels.
Fucking hollywood. They'd make a sequel to anything if they thought it would
make money.
The War Of The Worlds 2...THIS
TIME THEY MIGHT FINISH THE JOB.
Memento 2...Couldn't follow it backwards? How 'bout FORWARDS?
29 Days Later...THEY THOUGHT IT WAS OVER, BUT IT WAS ONLY BEGINNING.
Star Trek 25...still profitable.
Yet Another 48 Hours...starring a fresh new white-guy-black-guy duo.
Fight
Club 2...The Prison Years.
I miss The Critic. That show was seriously underrated. Once they made a joke
about Jurassic Park 2. Then a few years later, Jurassic Park 2 was actually
made. I laughed so hard, there may have been some internal bleeding. Then they
released Jurassic Park 3. Fucking Hollywood.
Fucking Hollywood.
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