Limiting Population Growth
There are too many people. We need to start getting rid
of some and fast. I have a suggestion of where to start: smart people. They're
the ones who extended life spans and caused the problem in the first place, with
all their medicine and science! You know that's just a road to hating the true
Lord!
Fucking smart people. Always being smart and stuff. They think they're better
than everyone, always labeling other people. Fuck that. Fuck labels. Fuck smart
people and their "thinking." There's too much thinking already.
There's too much classifying and too many classifications in the world. I
fucking hate classifications. Everyone who classifies is a FILTHY CLASSIFIER. We
ought to separate them all out and stick them into work camps. That would teach
them filthy classifiers to classify.
Once we get rid of the smart people, it will really be survival of the fittest.
No more pasteurizing the milk so sissies can handle it. And we'll do away with
space programs. Then there'll be no more hope for a way to keep the weak people
around. Only the finest will be left to breathe the sweet Earth air of freedom.
And we need to do something about everyone with glasses. Don't you just hate
them? They look too smart! We should force them all to work slave labor in the
glass industry for at least 3 years in order to pay us two-eyed folk back for
letting them live. They owe us and if they don't want to pay, they can join the
rest of the smart people. What right do they have to wear glasses (looking all
smart) if they've never even worked with glass?
We should also shoot everyone that doesn't carry a gun. Serves 'em right. Fuckin
hippies with their long hair and their bad odors, hating on the second
amendment.
And all sarcastic, sardonic, and satirical people should be forced to wear a big
yellow S on their clothing at all times in public.
Then they'd know the damage done from labeling things just to make a joke.
Fuckin' smart people. There's just aint not, I reckon, enough of them.
Copyright 2007 by FussyPucker.
All rights reserved, you smartypants.
WHy arE you reAding this black text on a black background?
The proper way to read this was with a thick hillbilly accent. Except the last three words, and one word that came three words before those.