Repetition is funny. If it isn't funny the first time,
repeat it.
If it isn't funny the first time, repeat it.
If it isn't understood, then say it a different way.
If it isn't heard, say it louder.
If it's heard by too many, make it complicated.
If it's heard by too few, ask why.
If it isn't repeated, repeat it yourself.
If it isn't funny the first time, repeat it.
Repetition is funny.
If it isn't true, don't swear by it.
If it isn't good, don't run with it.
If it isn't fun, make it so.
If it doesn't dance, sing it.
If it doesn't sing, dance it.
If it doesn't fret, crack it.
If it frets, calm it.
Touch it, feel it, destroy it, rebuild it, let it claim you and reclaim
yourself.
Make it true. Swear by it.
Make it good. Run with it.
If it isn't fun, put it down.
If it cracks, fret with it.
If it's calm, let it be.
If it isn't calm, make it funny.
If it isn't funny the first time, repeat it. Repetition is funny.
If it smells, give it some space. Or some fragrance.
If it cries, cry with it. Or cry out for it.
If it feels like blood is coming, keep your head way down.
If it bleeds, by all means, cover its woes.
If it fights, crush it. Or be crushed unto heaven.
If it runs, does it run for you?
If it does, run with it. Or for it.
If it doesn't, run against it or be run by it.
If you feel like running with me here, then by all means, do.
If not, I hope you had a good hearty laugh. Laughing is good for the heart.
Hearts are good for laughing.
Laughing is funny. Haha. Haha.
Haha. Repetition is funny.
...Continue...
Repeat this to everyone.
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