Quizno's = Subway - Nutritional Information + $5 for Toasting

I needed to eat quickly and it was close by. What it says about me that I ate there today, I don't know. I do know this: A 12" veggie sandwich at Subway costs $3.59, and the largest veggie sub at Quizno's is 11" and costs $8.59. The difference? "At Quizno's, we toast our subs."

Wow! Toasted! That's astounding. I've never heard of such a thing. Do you melt the cheese on too? That's unfuckingbelievable. Could you teach me to do that at home? Maybe in 2 minutes...with a toaster oven, bread, and cheese?

Besides the toasting, they apply thick goop to each sub to give it a distinctive flavor. Once applied, the flavor of this sauce overwhelms the flavor of the food (the stuff that, in theory, nourishes the body). Though they use different goops in different subs, they're all similar to McDonald's "special sauce" in that they would probably make your dog vomit and their contents are largely a mystery. Indeed, almost every important detail about a Quizno's sub is an unknown variable, because they don't publish any nutritional data.

Actually, they do publish nutritional data...for 2 subs...on their website.

In addition to being unethical, this is just poor business strategy. Not disclosing their nutritional data only makes me think one thing (which had already crossed my mind when I tasted the food):

Quizno's Sucks.

Don't waste your money. Go anywhere else.

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