14 Strategies For Writing Good SPAM Subjects
1. Trick the user into thinking the message is a reply to something (s)he sent without a subject:
Re:
[RE] None
Re: No Subject
Re[2]:
2. Use a "call to action," as marketers call it:
Check it out
commit
Hurry up
Write back soon
Earn Your Degree
3. Use vague greetings that a friend might actually write:
Hi
Hey
whatsup
long time no see
yo
hello friend
Where are you
Hey bro, found this site
4. Misspell popular drug names or related disorders, or just generally appeal to the sick and desperate.
Xanex
Ambeiln
AMBzlEN
Valiu*
VALzlUM
Ciali*
CzlALIS
VzlAGRA
VjIjAGRA
Viagr*
Rivotri*
Cipro
Meridi*
Celebre*
Impotenc-le
Dilabletes Mledicines
Delfy aging
Lolve enlhancement
Cealiss gives rockll hard erecltions
Increasel Ejaculation Pills
Erect med no doc visit needed
Meridia to hlelp get in that bikini
Great XXX Dont be without the -best-
Lose Weight This Summer!
MedicationForLess EveryDay
Be the "biggest" out of all your friends
Be leaner and slimmer by next week
Kill the pain or it will kill you
Don't be the "little guy" in the club
CheaperMeds
Getting thinner can be enjoyable
See attachedFile forMEDS
Other guys are improving themselves..are you?
Try the new miracle weight loss herb
Join the thousands of people who got slim
This thing can slow down your aging
Rejuvenate your body to highest levels
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Discover the real energy of your body
Vicadin and Hidrocodon is more powerfull then any pain
Your health, nursing foot
Less weight - more pleasure and joy
Natural way to better weight
Your partner will worship you for it
Your energy level can be a lot higher
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you have new mail from Ekaterina, 25 y.o., Russia. dating
You'll get up with newfound enthusiasm
from Alena Marriage Agency
Achieve picture perfect weight and enjoy life
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Melt away fat easily
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I have ssex much longer, because I take Exxtra-Time!
Improved mood and health with one method
Give your muscles and your soul a boost
5. Appeal to those in debt.
Lock inl Low Rate Loan Bad Credit Not a Problem
New lHolmle Loan Approval
Nelw Home Loan Approval
Your Re-l.fi apprlovlal
Lowlelr Home Payment by 30 perclent
Bad Credlit Not A Problem
Holmel of yolur dreams
Neled to refi wlith bad lcredit
Youl llare approved
Bad Credit Not A Prloblem
Your HOME-credit
Rising Stars Equity Report
6. Try gibberish.
Re: ieuut
Re: pinou
Re: rivoo
Re: uekav
Re: test si
Re: yifoz
widog
Re: yiqis
feror
Re: xifya
Re: wawyi
Re: ryeop
Re: sygis
:), new-begotten
Re: test je
Re: ho
Re: ia
Re: ma
Re: oi
Re: so
:), ovate-cordate
Your cash, Non-islamic
7. Address the address.
hi danzbar.
RE: danzbar
8. Appeal to greed.
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get in early and build a position
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This Week's Target Stock
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traders, this one is present enough
Sterling Stock Watch
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Platinum Stock Newsletter
thisones gonna blow
this weeks top stock is WBRS - build a strong position now
Play SmallCaps for Big Gains
timing couldnt be better to build a position with NWRS
investor news breaks out
FWD: Best mrkt choices
investor break
this weeks stock pick is IVHN - time to build a good position
traders watch out, this ones getting ready to roll
STOCK ROCKET NEWSLETTER
traders watch out, this ones getting ready to roll
hey traders dont miss this one
Critical Market Information!
Pertinent Info After Friday Close
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Free Coach Handbag and Wallet
KickAssReplicas
Diet Pepsi VS Pepsi, 12 Cases For Opinion...
Ròlèx©Rèplìcàs
up to $888-Free-Bonus
HarleyDavidson Collectable
$1000Airplane Tickets
Your favorite NASCAR Apparel and Race Tic...
Your 10 Bags of Personalized M&M's
Your 2006 Property Appraisal Report
QuickFreeForm -- bestRates!
the volume is up, now comes the price
Macbook Pro Laptop for you
Coka-Cola-Ro|ex
Your degree is waiting
Get The Lowest Rate
Your FREE $250 AE Gift Card
$888 FREE in our casino!
Stock Play of the Day
Your 500 Old Navy® Gift Card!
Victoria's Secret Offer Confirmation
Swiss watches - replica
An Apple Powerbook for you- on us
VIP watches - LOW price!
Take advantage of special discounts now guys
great branded watches
Limited time software offers
Louis Vuitton bags replica!
Nike Sports Kit
9. Deploy "The possibly meaningful word/name mystery."
Alison
Jared
being
epoch
Leola
10. The Survey.
Taco Bell or Del Taco
Coke or Pepsi
Seaworld or Busch Gardens
11. Appeal to curiosity. Sure, you know it's SPAM by the title, but you almost want to know why they picked this particular bullshit title.
club soda
Do you love Football
The Leading Choice...
Don't get left behind!
huge news break
fw: Read this ASAP
tuscany
the news break
Don't stop doing things you like most
12. Appeal to the horny. I will spare you these. You know them.
13. The advisory.
Beware of fake pills
FWD: You might not be aware of this
14. Fake business.
Your Order
Accounting update
Invoice
Re: QUESTION
fw: Inv update
Fifth Third Bank 0nline - Details Confirmation
That's it. Now you know how to write SPAM subjects. The body of the message is
up to you, but it seems to be proper to spell everything wrong, make absolutely
no sense, and link to a page on which you can exchange your soul for a teensy
little bit of money. (I believe the going rate for a stolen credit card number these
days is about a quarter.) Congratulations!
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