Bullshit That Bullshitters Do
06/24/07 An Inconvenienter Truth: "Global
Warming Ain't Not Real."
06/06/07 Dine Properly,
an instructional.
06/25/07 Do you hate tests?
02/18/08 Ethos Water: Bottling Self-Righteousness Since
2002
08/25/06 Gyms = Dumb Folk Factories
01/26/08 I am being SPAMMED by a
genius.
06/07/06 I've figured out what Emo really is and why I hate it so.
03/24/07 Jaywalking in LA
06/23/06 Let's Have A Conversation About Weather
03/15/07 Shame - It Does A Body Good
08/08/06 What A Cute Little Doggy
Buying,
Selling
& Meeting Women
12/02/06 Dear Middle-Aged Morons
07/05/06 I Hate Porn
01/15/08 Me: 1, Supreme Court: 0
02/15/08 Seduction
Secrets For The Whole Year
Fashion & Fakeness
04/30/08 Deodorant...Stinks.
09/06/06 One More Reason I Don't Buy Nice Clothes
06/17/06 Your Makeup is Disgusting and Isn't Fooling Anybody
Food I Hate
05/08/07 Any guy who would
starve without Carl's Jr....should starve.
09/25/07 If you eat enough preservatives, you'll live
forever.
08/20/06 Gourmet - An Utterly Meaningless Label
11/13/06 Quizno's = Subway - Nutritional Information + $5 for Toasting
07/19/06 McDonald's Latest Radio Ad
06/27/06 Snapple: Made From The Best High Fructose Corn Syrup On Earth
05/21/07 The
Gayest Snacks On Earth
Fuckers I'd Like to Fuck Up
05/28/07 Celebrities That
Look Like Animals
11/16/06 Dear Santa
12/27/06 I Will Fight Dr. Phil
07/25/06 The True Definition of a Coward = Bush
Images
01/04/07 A Quick Break
07/11/07 Can you have too much of a good thing?
11/29/06 Fiery Home Sweet 111
10/31/06 Free To Bend
02/18/07 I am better than Andy Warhol.
01/28/07 Lost Peace (contains no symbols)
11/09/07 The LORD is Coming!
The Internet
11/27/06 And it's case sensitive.
03/29/07 Bleh. Blog. Blatantly Babyish Babbling.
08/11/06 LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA
07/17/06 The Internet - Born Around 1983, Now Dead
02/03/07 You know what the problem with the internet is?
Language
02/09/07 Comfortable? Let's talk about the V word.
06/26/06 Don't Call Me "Bro."
12/20/06 Da Man vs. The Man
06/11/07 Double negatives are a no
no.
07/27/06 "How Are You?" Responses - A Quick Translation
12/19/06 How To: Make a Pun in Casual Conversation
05/06/07 one more dickhole style of
internet writing
01/29/08 Preachy Optimists = 1 Reason Pessimism Persists
05/20/07 Superlatives
are the best.
06/24/08 Things People Say That Should Earn Them a Kick to the Throat
07/06/06 Whatever You Do, Do NOT Say Fuck
Lists
06/22/06 5 Things People Laugh About Which Aren't Really Funny
02/05/07 Here is a short list of activities more productive than conspiracy theorizing.
09/09/06 Nice work if you can get it, and if you get it, stop blowing already.
08/15/06 A Short List of Bands That Suck
06/05/06 Top 10 Things to Say to Larouche Solicitors on the Street
12/05/06 What The US Needs Now
Misc.
07/30/06 Chess Is Finite
10/20/07 Fine then,
I will emulate him then. It's my website, I do what I want.
09/05/08 Get your free trip to Israel.
07/14/06 Grumpy & Dirty - The 2 Types of Old Men
08/21/07 Jeopardy and Windows have this in
common.
01/23/07 Limiting Population Growth
11/13/07 On Cleanliness
11/08/06 Repair The Voting Machines
07/03/07 You know what the best reason for getting a tattoo is?
05/27/07 Zero, One, &
Infinity...
Mom
10/26/06 Poop = Love
10/03/06 That's The Buzzer - Game Over
Movies
07/18/06 Cookies - Better Than Sequels
08/02/06 Mel Gibson is responsible for all the wars of the world.
04/08/07 When Violence Isn't Funny (Don't See
Reno 911)
Musings
08/17/07 Dear...God
05/09/07 I have pubes growing out of my neck.
11/25/06 I'm Old
07/28/06 I'm Not One Of The Party People
07/11/06 Oh, Grandma
01/01/08 Roses Are Red, Now Shut Up I'm Trying
To Sleep.
02/14/07 Scattered Ramblings About Love
09/17/06 Today I Wish To Share A Small Secret
09/02/07 Truth - A Little Slice
New York City
07/12/06 How To Enjoy New York
07/10/06 The Big Apple Needs A Bath
07/09/06 Welcome to New York, Out of Lubrication
Poetry
05/17/07 Am Req
12/26/08 Audio: The Good Grinch's Day After Xmas
06/10/07 "Nobody Understands."
01/22/07 hate hate hate
12/04/06 Is This A Clever Title?
05/18/07 Lean
12/10/06 Make it short and make it sweet
10/14/07 Mixed Up
08/26/06 Repetition is funny.
09/11/06 Sarcasm is Good For the Soul
01/21/07 title
06/27/07 Wake Up
01/14/07 Where You Look
07/23/06 Why I Write
Psychiatry & Psychology
03/09/07 iat·ro·gen·ic
09/10/06 The REAL Cure For Loneliness
Racism & Anti-Semitism
11/12/06 A
Typical Day in My Jew Life
07/21/06 Am
I Racist?
12/12/06 Nice
Legs, Ahmadinejad
02/04/07 The
REAL Master Race
Religion & Philosophy
10/28/06 An
Alternative to the 10 Commandments
12/16/06 Chanukkah
02/26/07 Here's an uncomfortable logic problem.
11/03/06 This
Message is a Violation of the Sabbath
02/28/07 Who Are You?
Short Stories
03/12/07 Amusingly Fake Customer Service
09/09/06 Impressions of a First-Time Juror
09/22/07 Indeed, no good
deed goes...
07/29/07 On Defining "Good" And
"Bad" Music
Song Lyrics You Should Be Singing
Right Now
??/??/?? A-Pair-A-Shoes
12/25/06 Christmas
??/??/?? Gotta
03/01/07 Holy War = War on Free Thought = War on Drugs = Bullshit = War on Terrorism
??/??/?? My Song About Nothing
??/??/?? Problem
12/09/06 Purple Black Gold
??/??/?? TV News is Entertainment
